While you've found me, Carmen Sandiego escaped.

You're probably here because I know you. You probably think you know me.

Strange and true story...most people don't know me.  I put up this awesome cheery façade because I can.  In reality, I'm a bit dark, a bit strange...and a little messed up in ways that some of you can only imagine when you're asleep because your conscious mind won't let you see images that disruptive to your psyche.

By visiting this site, you've now allowed those thoughts to attack your gentle waking mind, and maybe show you that deep down inside you're either a deranged and perverted soul like this sick girl. Either that or you'll wonder how you've managed to get along with someone so generally messed up as yours truly.

Regardless of the outcome, you've done something by visiting here. You've gotten one step closer to hitting bottom.

You're saying to yourself, there's no way she's that messed up. She couldn't be, after all she wants to be a teacher, she is a great friend, she loves so many people, she's polite to total strangers, she loves to help those in need...

While those are all very true facts, the fact that I'm a drastically twisted pervert who happens to be a very social, abiet quite nerdy, loser.

I'm proud of this fact. In the pages that follow this one, if you choose to click them, you will see how strange and  twisted I can be. Hope you've got your seat belt on, baby, it's a bumpy ride.